The Rod Fondler.

The Rod Fondler.

$19.99
$19.99
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The Rod Fondler.
  • The Rod Fondler.
  • The Rod Fondler.
The Rod Fondler.

Create Your Pet’s Blanket

The Rod Fondler.

Upload a favorite photo, add their name, and preview a one-of-a-kind blanket made to celebrate the dog who makes home feel like home.
$19.99
$19.99

A beautiful gift for a loved one. A beautiful embrace of self.

An opportunity to protect your rod, or those of your friends. 

  • Lightweight, durable aluminum shields rods from knocks and sudden weather changes
  • Lined with deep green brushed microfleece to protect finishes and minimize sound
  • Streamlined form maximizes space while keeping essentials close at hand for spontaneous escapes
Photo & preview

Upload one bright, sharp original photo with your pet’s full face and ears visible. Add their name, preview the design, and confirm it before checkout. Each order is reviewed before production.
Shipping

Production and shipping times vary by destination, provider capacity, and season. See the shipping estimate shown at checkout.
Manufacturing

The blanket is 100% polyester, 1/8" (3mm) thick, with a one-sided print and plush sherpa backside. It is pre-constructed with hemmed edges and comes in 30" × 40", 50" × 60", and 60" × 80".